Funny Quotes always put me in a better mood, so I wanted to share my stash of funny jokes with you. Here is a list of 100+ Funny Quotes that you may enjoy. I have used several of these for both Facebook statuses & Twitter statuses as well as simple funny one-liners to use at the office 
Archive for December, 2009
Best 2010 Funny Quotes
A Father’s Legacy: Your Life Story in Your Own Words
A Father’s Legacy is a book with a lot of blank pages, in short this is a diary that fathers get to fill out and leave information behind of lessons learned throughout life. This book can then be left for your children or loved ones to gain your insight after you have passed on.
Chris Farley as Santa Claus on SNL
As Im sure you have noticed by now, I love Chris Farley. Some of his best known work was done on Saturday Night Live. As a tribute to him and in the Christmas Holiday spirit I wanted to share with you the Department Store Santa Clause as played by Chris Farley on SNL. Chris Farley [...]
Blackberry has second blackout in 1 week
Blackberry has second blackout in 1 week
Come on Blackberry! My email has been flooded by people who want to vent frustrations with Blackberry. Since I’m not an avid Blackberry user I have to rely on all of you to keep me informed. Evidently Blackberry has had and reported an email outage with their servers twice [...]
Merry Christmas in different languages
‘Merry Christmas’ and a ‘Happy News Years’ is translated into several different languages. Enjoy your Holiday Season & try to say Merry Christmas in several different languages.
Balloon boy parents go to jail for hoax
Balloon boy parents go to jail for hoax
The parents Richard and Mayumi Heene of the boy dubbed “balloon boy” for the nationally televised hoax that they created are sentenced to jail and to not profit from the hoax for 4 years.
The balloon boy’s supposed life-threatening journey in a runaway balloon riveted the nation for hours. [...]
Google introduces Sidewiki
Google introduces Sidewiki
Google has finally introduced the sidewiki, its a very interesting way of allowing users to add information about any page and any website. To see the Google Sidewiki you need to download the latest toolbar for your compatible internet browser (I use Firefox). Then you just click on the button called Sidewiki and [...]
Cell phones may cause cancer warning, Maine wants to warn people
Cell phones may cause cancer warning, Maine wants to warn people
AUGUSTA, Maine – A Maine legislator wants to make the state the first to require cell phones to carry warnings that they can cause brain cancer, although there is no consensus among scientists that they do and industry leaders dispute the claim.
The now-ubiquitous devices carry [...]
