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Howard Stern to replace Simon Cowell
According to several sources throughout Hollywood we have unconfirmed reports that Howard Stern will be replacing Simon Cowell on American Idol.

&#8220;American Idol&#8221; producers are eager to hire Howard Stern to replace Simon Cowell as the show&#8217;s tough-talking judge, sources tell Page Six.
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<p><strong>According to several sources throughout Hollywood we have unconfirmed reports that Howard Stern will be replacing Simon Cowell on American Idol.<br />
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<p>&#8220;American Idol&#8221; producers are eager to hire <strong>Howard Stern</strong> to replace <strong>Simon Cowell</strong> as the show&#8217;s tough-talking judge, sources tell Page Six.</p>
<p>An insider said that producers of the hit Fox show say Stern, America&#8217;s highest-paid radio personality, is their top choice to take over from Cowell, who leaves at the end of this season. They approached the King of All Media after he repeatedly mentioned on-air that his exclusive Sirius XM Radio deal expires next January and he was open to other offers. Cowell was paid $50 million a year.</p>
<p>A source connected to &#8220;Idol&#8221; said, &#8220;It&#8217;s one of the few shows that could compete with Stern&#8217;s $100 million-a-year Sirius contract, and &#8216;Idol&#8217; bosses think he&#8217;d be even nastier than Simon. &#8220;They know he would be great TV and would clash with the other judges such as Ellen DeGeneres and the contestants. &#8216;Idol&#8217; will do what it takes to sign him.&#8221; But a second source told us Stern hasn&#8217;t made the &#8220;Idol&#8221; talks easy, and has been giving out mixed messages about his intentions.</p>
<p>&#8220;Despite what he&#8217;s been saying on-air, Howard isn&#8217;t ready to leave radio and would like to stay on at Sirius,&#8221; the source said. &#8220;We believe this is a ploy to make Sirius pay up and keep him on his huge contract. But if Sirius can&#8217;t pay him the money he wants, he may negotiate to film &#8216;Idol&#8217; on the side.&#8221;</p>
<p>Stern is also believed to be reluctant to commit to a show that would require him to tour the US as a judge and spend much of the year in Los Angeles.</p>
<p>He recently said, somewhat cryptically, &#8220;I was approached by a major TV network to take over a TV show and leave here and do that next year &#8212; and I did turn it down . . . I&#8217;m not even sure if I want to be working. I&#8217;m waiting to see what happens.&#8221;</p>
<p>Calls to Stern&#8217;s agent and producer were not returned. A rep for FOX declined to comment.</p>
<p><strong>Howard Allan Stern</strong> (born January 12, 1954) is an American radio and media personality most notable for his radio show which since January 9, 2006, has been broadcasting on Sirius XM, an uncensored satellite radio service. Although described by the media as a &#8220;shock jock&#8221; for his sometimes controversial commentary and segments, Stern argues it never was his intention to &#8220;shock&#8221; people, whether discussing world affairs or the staff he works with. Stern is the highest-paid radio personality in the United States, and also the most fined, following a long history with the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) since 1987.</p>
<p>Stern began his career in the radio industry in February 1975 at his campus station at Boston University, presenting a one-hour comedy program called &#8220;The King Schmaltz Bagel Hour&#8221; with college friends. Developing his on-air style for four years at Briarcliff Manor, Hartford and Detroit from 1977–1980, Stern paired up with his on-air news anchor Robin Quivers at Washington, D.C. in 1981. By August 1982, he arrived at New York City, the country&#8217;s largest radio market. Despite numerous disputes with management, Stern would have the top afternoon show by mid-1985. After being fired that September, he returned to New York airwaves on WXRK after a two-month absence, broadcasting for over twenty years until leaving for satellite radio, where he would be free from content restrictions imposed by the FCC, in December 2005.</p>
<p>Despite being little known outside the United States Stern describes himself as &#8220;The King of All Media&#8221; for his successes not only in radio but in print, film and television. His two books, Private Parts (1993) and Miss America (1995), received great media attention and sales, topping The New York Times Best Seller list within weeks of their release. The former was later adapted into a 1997 film of the same name directed by Betty Thomas, which grossed over $40 million in the United States alone. Stern&#8217;s television endeavors include various late night shows and successful pay-per-view specials.</p>
<p><strong>Simon Phillip Cowell</strong> (born 7 October 1959) is an English music executive, television producer and entrepreneur. He is known in the United Kingdom and in the United States for his role as a talent judge on TV shows such as Pop Idol, The X Factor, Britain&#8217;s Got Talent, and American Idol. He is also the owner of the television production and music publishing house Syco.</p>
<p>Cowell is notorious as a judge for his blunt and often controversial criticisms, insults and wisecracks about contestants and their abilities. He is often parodied in pop culture, and was described by the The Times as representing the &#8220;heartless, thoughtless and superficial – the flotsam and jetsam of the polluted seas of celebrity that is likely to sink without trace into toxic foam&#8221;. Cowell is known for combining activities in the television and music industries, having promoted singles and records for various artists, including television personalities. He was most recently featured on the sixth series of The X Factor, the third series of Britain&#8217;s Got Talent, and can currently be seen on the ninth season of American Idol.</p>
<p><strong>American Idol</strong></p>
<p>American Idol is a reality television competition which finds new solo musical talent. It was created by Simon Fuller and debuted June 11, 2002, as American Idol: The Search for a Superstar on the Fox network. It has since become one of the most popular shows in the history of American television. It is currently the #1 TV show in the Nielsen ratings and is one of only three that have been #1 for five consecutive seasons, along with All in the Family and The Cosby Show.</p>
<p>Part of the Idol franchise, it is a spin-off from the British show Pop Idol, of which two series were broadcast between 2001 and 2003 in the United Kingdom and Ireland.</p>
<p>The program aims to discover the best singer in the country through a series of nation-wide auditions which culminates in viewer voting to determine the winner. Through telephone and SMS Text voting, America has chosen past winners Kelly Clarkson, Ruben Studdard, Fantasia Barrino, Carrie Underwood, Taylor Hicks, Jordin Sparks, David Cook, and Kris Allen (listed in chronological order). Every American Idol winner except for Jordin Sparks (from Arizona) has been from the American South. The eligible age-range for contestants is currently 16–28 years old. The upper age limit was 24 in the first three seasons.</p>
<p>The series employs a panel of judges who critique the contestants&#8217; performances: Grammy award-winning record producer and music manager Randy Jackson and award-winning music executive and music manager Simon Cowell have been judges for the entire series. Grammy award-winning pop singer and Emmy award-winning choreographer Paula Abdul was a judge for the show&#8217;s first eight seasons. The format originally featured three judges, with Latin Grammy Award-nominated singer–songwriter and record producer Kara DioGuardi added as a fourth judge for the eighth season. On September 9, 2009, Ellen DeGeneres was confirmed to be Abdul&#8217;s replacement for the ninth season. The show has been renewed for three more seasons. On January 11, 2010 Simon Cowell announced that he was leaving the show to pursue introducing his show The X Factor to the USA for 2011.</p>
<p>Ryan Seacrest has hosted the show for its entire run. During the first season, he was joined by comedian Brian Dunkleman. The American Idol band is currently led by Rickey Minor. Dorian Holley of Los Angeles Music Academy is Music Director and vocal coach ; he has been with the show since 2006.</p>
<p>The show usually airs on Tuesday and Wednesday nights in the United States and Canada, Wednesday and Thursday nights in Australia and Asia, Wednesday and Thursday nights on ITV2 in the United Kingdom, Friday nights in Ireland, Friday and Saturday nights in Israel, and Saturday and Sunday nights in Latin America.</p>
<p>Entertainment Weekly put it on its end-of-the-decade, &#8220;best-of&#8221; list, saying, &#8220;It&#8217;s given us Kelly, Carrie, Daughtry, and J. Hud. Idol rules the reality roost because the winners of Fox&#8217;s ratings juggernaut actually do go on to greatness. And Taylor Hicks? He&#8217;s the exception that proves the rule.&#8221;</p>
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<p>John (the army guy) and Savannah(college student) fell in love during an annual leave from the army, for John. The two fall in love in only the two weeks of time they spent together, and when he sent back to fight they write several letters to each other to keep in touch, but as the years pass by, everything starts to drift apart, including John&#8217;s father, and the seemingly unbreakable bond between Savannah and John.One day Savannah send John a letter that she has found someone else because she knows that she cannot hang on to John anymore because he was in constant danger all the time. He becomes frustrated. Then one day he and a buddy go inside some dangerous area and a man comes and shoots him several times. When he wakes up, he is in a hospital. They doctors and army leaders tell him he is being sent home to the States. He is relieved, but afraid to what awaits him when he comes to confront Savannah. He goes to visit her and they meet again.</p>
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<p>The NFL team Minnesota Vikings brought the American Idol cultural phenomenon General Larry Platt to sing “Pants on the Ground”. The 62 year old  auditioned for the show in Atlanta, Georgia. He sang his song entitled “Pants on the Ground,” the song was one of the hits of the American Idol show. NFL superstar Brett Favre jumped on the band-wagon before a game singing &#8220;Pants on the Ground&#8221; for his Viking Team-mates.</p>
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<p>Before the Vikings NFL Playoff game they watched the American Idol cultural phenomenon sing “Pants on the Ground”. The 62 year old General Larry Platt auditioned for the show in Atlanta, Georgia. He sang his song entitled “Pants on the Ground,” which has already captured the attention of millions.</p>
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<p>I try to keep you informed as much as possible with the latest and greatest news in the Social Networking World, Search Engines, and with anything new and interesting with the Internet. The information posted at Twitter mostly points back to here.. Be sure and Bookmark this site.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[People of Wal-mart Rap Song
The first rap song about pantless people ordering cold cuts.
Beware: This song does has a lot of profanity but the song lyrics in general are hilarious, it had me laughing for a while. The video is un-beatable &#8211; you will see photos of the people known to frequent wal-mart and thats [...]]]></description>
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<h3><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>The first rap song about pantless people ordering cold cuts.</strong></span></h3>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>Beware:</strong></span> This song does has a lot of profanity but the song lyrics in general are hilarious, it had me laughing for a while. The video is un-beatable &#8211; you will see photos of the people known to frequent wal-mart and thats where this website comes in to play thePeopleofWalmart.com I hope you like this video and song as much as I did <img src='http://www.JamesStJohn.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
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Humor Hotline does it again!
I love the Humor Hotline and had to share them with you and add a little excitement to your day  
I first heard of Humor Hotline when the released one of the best and funniest hotlines that I have ever heard&#8230; It was the now infamous &#8220;Original Rejection Hotline®&#8221;. It [...]]]></description>
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<h1><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines--How-To-Keep-an-Idiot-Entertained-401-285-0696.asp"><img src="file:///C:/Users/Admin/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot.png" alt="" /></a>Humor Hotline does it again!</h1>
<p>I love the Humor Hotline and had to share them with you and add a little excitement to your day <img src='http://www.JamesStJohn.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I first heard of Humor Hotline when the released one of the best and funniest hotlines that I have ever heard&#8230; It was the now infamous &#8220;Original Rejection Hotline®&#8221;. It has been 8 or 9 years since the first time I heard this, so its nice to see the company who released it grow into what Humor Hotline has become. The Original Rejection Hotline® phone number is listed below along with several other Hotline numbers. ENJOY!!!</p>
<h1><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines--How-To-Keep-an-Idiot-Entertained-401-285-0696.asp"> How To Keep an Idiot Entertained: 401-285-0696</a></h1>
<div><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines--How-To-Keep-an-Idiot-Entertained-401-285-0696.asp"> <img src="http://www.humorhotlines.com/getDynamicImage.aspx?w=170&amp;h=146&amp;path=How%2DTo%2DKeep%2Dan%2DIdiot%2DEntertained186%2Epng" alt="Humor Hotlines  How To Keep an Idiot Entertained: 401-285-0696" /> </a></div>
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<div>Call The &#8220;How To Keep an idiot Entertained&#8221; Hotline at 401-285-0696, where we will teach you exactly how to entertain any idiot for at least one minute!</div>
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<h1><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines--Outsource-A-Friendship-To-India-267-436-5128.asp"> Outsource-A-Friendship To India: 267-436-5128</a></h1>
<div><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines--Outsource-A-Friendship-To-India-267-436-5128.asp"> <img src="http://www.humorhotlines.com/getDynamicImage.aspx?w=170&amp;h=146&amp;path=%2DOutsource%2DA%2DFriendship%2D267%2D436%2D5128187%2Epng" alt="Humor Hotlines  Outsource-A-Friendship To India: 267-436-5128" /> </a></div>
<p>It appears your friendship has been outsourced to a call center in Bangalore, India. Call 267-436-5128 for more.</p></div>
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<h1><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines--The-Original-Rejection-Hotline-212-660-2245.asp"> The Original Rejection Hotline®: 212-660-2245</a></h1>
<div><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines--The-Original-Rejection-Hotline-212-660-2245.asp"> <img src="http://www.humorhotlines.com/getDynamicImage.aspx?w=170&amp;h=146&amp;path=%2DThe%2DOriginal%2DRejection%2DHotline%2D212%2D660%2D224570%2Ejpg" alt="Humor Hotlines  The Original Rejection Hotline®: 212-660-2245" /> </a></div>
<p>Since 2001 The Original Rejection Hotline® has helped millions of singles deal with unwanted suitors. Whether you can&#8217;t take a hint, or just want a good laugh, The Rejection Hotline is for you!</p></div>
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<h1><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines--Psychiatric-Hotline-973-409-3277.asp"> Psychiatric Hotline: 973-409-3277</a></h1>
<div><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines--Psychiatric-Hotline-973-409-3277.asp"> <img src="http://www.humorhotlines.com/getDynamicImage.aspx?w=170&amp;h=146&amp;path=Psychiatric%2DHotline%2D973%2D409%2D327771%2Epng" alt="Humor Hotlines  Psychiatric Hotline: 973-409-3277" /> </a></div>
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<div><span style="font-family: arial;">Call it yourself for a laugh or send it to someone you know who might just be a little crazy! Either way, the Psychiatric Hotline (973-409-3277) is always guaranteed to entertain!</span></div>
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<h1><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines--Santa-Hotline-Not-for-Kids-772-257-4661.asp"> Santa Hotline (Not for Kids!): 772-257-4661</a></h1>
<div><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines--Santa-Hotline-Not-for-Kids-772-257-4661.asp"> <img src="http://www.humorhotlines.com/getDynamicImage.aspx?w=170&amp;h=146&amp;path=Santa%2DHotline%2DNot%2Dfor%2DKids%2D772%2D257%2D466172%2Epng" alt="Humor Hotlines  Santa Hotline (Not for Kids!): 772-257-4661" /> </a></div>
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<div>Since 2007 this hotline has received over 30 MILLION CALLS! Call Santa and tell him what you want for Christmas this year, but watch out for his temper&#8230; and please, this hotline is NOT for kids!</div>
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<h1><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines-It-Could-Always-Suck-More-401-992-4050.asp">It Could Always Suck More!: 401-992-4050</a></h1>
<div><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines-It-Could-Always-Suck-More-401-992-4050.asp"> <img src="http://www.humorhotlines.com/getDynamicImage.aspx?w=170&amp;h=146&amp;path=It%2DCould%2DAlways%2DSuck%2DMore%2D401%2D992%2D405073%2Ejpg" alt="Humor Hotlines It Could Always Suck More!: 401-992-4050" /> </a></div>
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<div>Having a bad day? Call for an inspirational (and humorous) reminder that, no matter how bad your life might suck right now, It Could Always Suck More!</div>
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<h1><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines-Bad-Breath-Notification-Number-631-960-7187.asp">Bad Breath Notification Number: 631-960-7187</a></h1>
<div><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines-Bad-Breath-Notification-Number-631-960-7187.asp"> <img src="http://www.humorhotlines.com/getDynamicImage.aspx?w=170&amp;h=146&amp;path=Bad%2DBreath%2DNotification%2DNumber%2D631%2D960%2D718774%2Epng" alt="Humor Hotlines Bad Breath Notification Number: 631-960-7187" /> </a></div>
<div id="producttext">Ever been around someone with nasty bad breath? Get them to call the Bad Breath Notification number for a polite little hint about their horrific halitosis: 631-960-7187.</div>
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<h1><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines-Marijuana-Legalization-Line-781-452-0647.asp">Marijuana Legalization Line: 781-452-0647</a></h1>
<div><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines-Marijuana-Legalization-Line-781-452-0647.asp"> <img src="http://www.humorhotlines.com/getDynamicImage.aspx?w=170&amp;h=146&amp;path=Marijuana%2DLegalization%2DEndorsement%2DLine%2D781%2D452%2D0647122%2Epng" alt="Humor Hotlines Marijuana Legalization Line: 781-452-0647" /> </a></div>
<div id="producttext">The Legalization of Marijuana would generate BILLIONS of dollars for our economy! Call 781-452-0647 to endorse the proposal and we will notify President Obama and Congress EVERY TIME we receive one million endorsements!</div>
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<h1><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines-The-Make-It-18-Hotline-772-257-4488.asp">The &#8220;Make It 18&#8243; Hotline: 772-257-4488</a></h1>
<div><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines-The-Make-It-18-Hotline-772-257-4488.asp"> <img src="http://www.humorhotlines.com/getDynamicImage.aspx?w=170&amp;h=146&amp;path=The%2DMake%2DIt%2D18%2DHotline%2D772%2D257%2D448875%2Epng" alt="Humor Hotlines The " /> </a></div>
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<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: arial;">[Note: This one isn't a "Humor" Hotline - it's actually serious!] Do you have an opinion on changing the legal drinking age? Call the &#8220;Make it 18&#8243; Hotline to make your voice heard: 772-257-4488.</span></p>
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<h1><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines-The-Human-Resources-Hotline-786-837-9893.asp">The &#8220;Human Resources&#8221; Hotline: 786-837-9893</a></h1>
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<div><span style="font-family: arial;">Think you&#8217;ve got it bad at your company? Call the &#8220;Human Resources Hotline&#8221; for the worst company in America to hear how it could be much, much worse: 786-837-9893</span></div>
<div>Below is an almost complete listing of the Hotlines that Humor Hotlines has available. Spred the love just as they have been doing for years <img src='http://www.JamesStJohn.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </div>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines--How-To-Keep-an-Idiot-Entertained-401-285-0696.asp"> How To Keep an Idiot Entertained: 401-285-0696</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines--Psychiatric-Hotline-973-409-3277.asp"> Psychiatric Hotline: 973-409-3277</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines--The-Original-Rejection-Hotline-212-660-2245.asp"> The Original Rejection Hotline®: 212-660-2245</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines-Bad-Breath-Notification-Number-631-960-7187.asp">Bad Breath Notification Number: 631-960-7187</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines-It-Could-Always-Suck-More-401-992-4050.asp">It Could Always Suck More!: 401-992-4050</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Popular/Humor-Hotlines-The-Make-It-18-Hotline-772-257-4488.asp">The &#8220;Make It 18&#8243; Hotline: 772-257-4488</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/New-Releases/Humor-Hotlines--Outsource-Christmas-To-India-413-497-0076.asp"> Outsource Christmas To India: 413-497-0076</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/New-Releases/Humor-Hotlines--The-Free-Marijuana-Hotline-267-436-5129.asp"> The &#8220;Free Marijuana&#8221; Hotline: 267-436-5129</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/New-Releases/Humor-Hotlines--The-Official-Breakup-Hotline-781-452-0659.asp"> The Official Breakup Hotline: 781-452-0659</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/New-Releases/Humor-Hotlines-Bible-Stories-in-60-Seconds-240-258-4010.asp">Bible Stories in 60 Seconds: 240-258-4010</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/New-Releases/Humor-Hotlines-Call-A-Thanksgiving-Turkey-781-452-4017.asp">Call A Thanksgiving Turkey: 781-452-4017</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/New-Releases/Humor-Hotlines-Halloween-Tragedy-Prevention-Hotline-413-497-0074.asp">Halloween Tragedy Prevention Hotline: 413-497-0074</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/New-Releases/Humor-Hotlines-Mime-On-Demand-781-452-2659.asp">Mime-On-Demand: 781-452-2659</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/New-Releases/Humor-Hotlines-Outsource-A-Breakup-To-India-631-403-2029.asp">Outsource-A-Breakup To India: 631-403-2029</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/New-Releases/Humor-Hotlines-The-Urgent-Message-Hotline-240-258-4005.asp">The Urgent Message Hotline: 240-258-4005</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/New-Releases/Humor-Hotlines-The-Vodka-Hotline-772-257-4492.asp">The Vodka Hotline: 772-257-4492</a></li>
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<li style="clear: both; height: 78px;"><a style="color: #ffffff; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; width: 100%; height: 120px;" title="Pranks, Tricks and Jokes" href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/groupings/Pranks-Tricks-and-Jokes.asp">Pranks, Tricks and Jokes</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Help-with-YOUR-Pranks/Humor-Hotlines--Prankster%27s-Assistant-Hotline-781-452-0842.asp"> Prankster&#8217;s Assistant Hotline: 781-452-0842</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Help-with-YOUR-Pranks/Humor-Hotlines--The-Rick-Roll-Hotline-772-257-4501.asp"> The &#8220;Rick Roll&#8221; Hotline: 772-257-4501</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Other-Prank-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines-Annoying-Sound-781-452-2666.asp">Annoying Sound: 781-452-2666</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Frustration-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines-Bad-Connection-female-786-837-9897.asp">Bad Connection (female): 786-837-9897</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Frustration-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines-Bad-Connection-male-202-629-9226.asp">Bad Connection (male): 202-629-9226</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Other-Prank-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines-Breaking-News-267-385-3706.asp">Breaking News: 267-385-3706</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Quizzes/Humor-Hotlines-Do-You-Even-Know-202-629-9224.asp">Do You Even Know?: 202-629-9224</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Frustration-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines-Frustration-Hotline-484-271-2468.asp">Frustration Hotline: 484-271-2468</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Quizzes/Humor-Hotlines-Mind-Reader-Hotline-781-452-0841.asp">Mind Reader Hotline: 781-452-0841</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Frustration-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines-Suggestion-Hotline-973-474-9050.asp">Suggestion Hotline: 973-474-9050</a></li>
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<li style="clear: both; height: 78px;"><a style="color: #ffffff; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; width: 100%; height: 120px;" title="Holiday Hotlines" href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/groupings/Holiday-Hotlines.asp">Holiday Hotlines</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Other-Holiday-Humor-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines-April-Fools-Day-Assistance-Hotline-413-497-0033.asp">April Fools Day Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Valentine%27s-Day/Humor-Hotlines-Best-Valentines-Gift-EVER-973-409-3278.asp">Best Valentines Gift EVER: 973-409-3278</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Rated-R/Humor-Hotlines-Call-The-Easter-Bunny-973-409-3313.asp">Call The Easter Bunny!: 973-409-3313</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Valentine%27s-Day/Humor-Hotlines-For-Singles-on-Valentine%27s-Day-401-992-4047.asp">For Singles on Valentine&#8217;s Day: 401-992-4047</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Other-Holiday-Humor-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines-Get-Over-It-Day-March-9-267-350-8967.asp">Get Over It Day (March 9): 267-350-8967</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Tis-the-Season/Humor-Hotlines-Hanukkah-Harry-Hotline-772-257-4489.asp">Hanukkah Harry Hotline: 772-257-4489</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Rated-R/Humor-Hotlines-Happy-Father%27s-Day-772-257-4480.asp">Happy Father&#8217;s Day: 772-257-4480</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Rated-R/Humor-Hotlines-Happy-Mother%27s-Day-202-629-9227.asp">Happy Mother&#8217;s Day: 202-629-9227</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Tis-the-Season/Humor-Hotlines-New-Year%27s-Resolution-Hotline-240-258-4017.asp">New Year&#8217;s Resolution Hotline: 240-258-4017</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Tis-the-Season/Humor-Hotlines-New-Year%27s-Resolution-Rant-786-837-9926.asp">New Year&#8217;s Resolution Rant: 786-837-9926</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/The-Job-Hunt/Humor-Hotlines-A-Tip-for-Interviewing-857-401-9189.asp">A Tip for Interviewing: 857-401-9189</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/The-Job-Hunt/Humor-Hotlines-Employment-Hotline-401-992-4052.asp">Employment Hotline: 401-992-4052</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Work-Sucks/Humor-Hotlines-Get-out-of-Jail-Hotline-267-385-3705.asp">Get out of Jail Hotline: 267-385-3705</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/The-Job-Hunt/Humor-Hotlines-Investment-Advice-781-452-2078.asp">Investment Advice: 781-452-2078</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/The-Job-Hunt/Humor-Hotlines-Professional-Reference-413-497-0051.asp">Professional Reference: 413-497-0051</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Work-Sucks/Humor-Hotlines-The-I-Quit-Hotline-413-497-0049.asp">The &#8220;I Quit&#8221; Hotline: 413-497-0049</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Work-Sucks/Humor-Hotlines-The-You%27re-Fired-Hotline-413-497-0050.asp">The &#8220;You&#8217;re Fired&#8221; Hotline: 413-497-0050</a></li>
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<li style="clear: both; height: 78px;"><a style="color: #ffffff; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; width: 100%; height: 120px;" title="Political Hotlines" href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/groupings/Political-Hotlines.asp">Political Hotlines</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Political-Humor-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines--Obama-Campaign-Headquarters-%2708-917-475-0051.asp"> Obama Campaign Headquarters (&#8216;08): 917-475-0051</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Political-Humor-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines--Presidential-Polling-Center-781-452-2074.asp"> Presidential Polling Center: 781-452-2074</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Political-Humor-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines--The-Billion-Dollar-Bailout-Hotline-781-452-2073.asp"> The &#8220;Billion Dollar Bailout&#8221; Hotline: 781-452-2073</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Political-Humor-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines-Bye-Bye-Bush-917-475-0064.asp">Bye Bye Bush: 917-475-0064</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Political-Humor-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines-Clinton-Campaign-Headquarters-%2708-917-475-0052.asp">Clinton Campaign Headquarters (&#8216;08): 917-475-0052</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Political-Humor-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines-McCain-Campaign-Headquarters-%2708-917-475-0050.asp">McCain Campaign Headquarters (&#8216;08): 917-475-0050</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Political-Humor-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines-Sarah-Palin%27s-Cell-Phone-973-409-3264.asp">Sarah Palin&#8217;s Cell Phone: 973-409-3264</a></li>
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<li style="clear: both; height: 78px;"><a style="color: #ffffff; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; width: 100%; height: 120px;" title="The Rejection Hotline®" href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/groupings/The-Rejection-Hotline.asp">The Rejection Hotline®</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Other-Rejections/Humor-Hotlines-Almost-to-Voicemail-973-409-3264.asp">Almost&#8230; to Voicemail: 973-409-3264</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Rejection-Hotline-Alternate-Voices/Humor-Hotlines-Australian-202-629-9230.asp">Australian: 202-629-9230</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Rejection-Hotline-Alternate-Voices/Humor-Hotlines-British-202-629-9216.asp">British: 202-629-9216</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Other-Rejections/Humor-Hotlines-Call-to-Silence-301-576-1106.asp">Call to Silence: 301-576-1106</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Other-Rejections/Humor-Hotlines-Definition-Annoying-917-475-0060.asp">Definition Annoying: 917-475-0060</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Other-Rejections/Humor-Hotlines-Definition-Pathetic-786-837-9920.asp">Definition Pathetic: 786-837-9920</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Rejection-Hotline-Alternate-Voices/Humor-Hotlines-Elderly-401-992-4049.asp">Elderly: 401-992-4049</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Rejection-Hotline-Alternate-Voices/Humor-Hotlines-Female-413-497-0032.asp">Female: 413-497-0032</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Situation-Specific/Humor-Hotlines-Leave-A-Message-Rejection-Hotline-female-845-290-8610.asp">Leave-A-Message Rejection Hotline (female): 845-290-8610</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Situation-Specific/Humor-Hotlines-Leave-A-Message-Rejection-Hotline-male-973-409-3242.asp">Leave-A-Message Rejection Hotline (male): 973-409-3242</a></li>
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<li style="clear: both; height: 78px;"><a style="color: #ffffff; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; width: 100%; height: 120px;" title="Notification Numbers" href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/groupings/Notification-Numbers.asp">Notification Numbers</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Just-Thought-You-Should-Know/Humor-Hotlines-Body-Odor-Notification-631-960-7171.asp">Body Odor Notification: 631-960-7171</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Just-Thought-You-Should-Know/Humor-Hotlines-Booger-Hanging-Notification-631-960-7169.asp">Booger Hanging Notification: 631-960-7169</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Facebook/Humor-Hotlines-Stop-Inviting-Me-to-Stupid-Groups-202-629-9219.asp">Stop Inviting Me to Stupid Groups!: 202-629-9219</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Facebook/Humor-Hotlines-Stop-Poking-Me-202-629-9217.asp">Stop Poking Me!: 202-629-9217</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Facebook/Humor-Hotlines-Stop-Writing-on-my-Wall-202-629-9218.asp">Stop Writing on my Wall!: 202-629-9218</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Just-Thought-You-Should-Know/Humor-Hotlines-Stuff-in-Teeth-Notification-631-960-7172.asp">Stuff in Teeth Notification: 631-960-7172</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Facebook/Humor-Hotlines-You-are-a-Facebook-Addict-202-629-9220.asp">You are a Facebook Addict!: 202-629-9220</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Other-Relationship-Related-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines--The-One-Night-Stand-Hotline-212-201-3517.asp"> The &#8220;One-Night-Stand&#8221; Hotline: 212-201-3517</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Breakup-Numbers/Humor-Hotlines--The-Breakup-Bitch-mean-202-629-9213.asp"> The Breakup Bitch (mean): 202-629-9213</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Breakup-Numbers/Humor-Hotlines--The-Breakup-Butler-gentle-401-427-2990.asp"> The Breakup Butler (gentle): 401-427-2990</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Safe-Sex-Reminder-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines-Birth-Control-Reminder-413-497-0047.asp">Birth Control Reminder: 413-497-0047</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Other-Relationship-Related-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines-He%27s-Not-Right-For-You-609-986-0369.asp">He&#8217;s Not Right For You: 609-986-0369</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Safe-Sex-Reminder-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines-Pre-Marital-Sex-vs-Saving-Yourself-772-257-4484.asp">Pre Marital Sex vs Saving Yourself: 772-257-4484</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Safe-Sex-Reminder-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines-Safe-Sex-Reminder-1-973-409-3317.asp">Safe Sex Reminder 1: 973-409-3317</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Safe-Sex-Reminder-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines-Safe-Sex-Reminder-2-973-409-3318.asp">Safe Sex Reminder 2: 973-409-3318</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Safe-Sex-Reminder-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines-Safe-Sex-Reminder-3-973-409-3319.asp">Safe Sex Reminder 3: 973-409-3319</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Breakup-Numbers/Humor-Hotlines-The-Breakup-Bitch-no-more-booty-calls-267-656-2028.asp">The Breakup Bitch (no more booty calls): 267-656-2028</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Other-Random-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines-Call-for-Luck-781-452-0840.asp">Call for Luck: 781-452-0840</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Leave-a-Message-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines-Call-to-Confess-646-717-8394.asp">Call to Confess: 646-717-8394</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Humor-Hotlines-en-Espanol/Humor-Hotlines-Corazon-Despedazado-413-497-2056.asp">Corazon Despedazado: 413-497-2056</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Humor-Hotlines-en-Espanol/Humor-Hotlines-Fresometro-401-285-2185.asp">Fresometro: 401-285-2185</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Other-Random-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines-High-Gas-Prices-772-257-4485.asp">High Gas Prices: 772-257-4485</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Other-Random-Hotlines/Humor-Hotlines-How-Will-You-Remember-MJ-413-497-0041.asp">How Will You Remember MJ?: 413-497-0041</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.humorhotlines.com/Humor-Hotlines-en-Espanol/Humor-Hotlines-Nacometro-631-403-2014.asp">Nacometro: 631-403-2014</a></li>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was greatly impressed by this mix. It’s probably one of if not the best and most complex mashup I have ever heard and seen. The collection of most popular songs of 2009 have come together making a collaboration but more have made a completely new song. GREAT JOB and my hat goes off to DJ Earworm!]]></description>
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<h3><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>Below you will find a YouTube video that is a Mashup of the 25 most popular songs of 2009<br />
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<p>United State of Pop 2009 (Blame It on the Pop)<br />
A Mashup of the Top 25 Hits of 2009, according to Billboard as created by DJ Earworm. You may download the mp3 at:<br />
<a title="DJ Earworm - Most popular songs of 2009" href="http://djearworm.com/united-state-of-pop-2009-blame-it-on-the-pop.htm">http://djearworm.com/united-state-of-pop-2009-blame-it-on-the-pop.htm</a></p>
<p>I was greatly impressed by this mix. It&#8217;s probably one of if not the best and most complex mashup I have ever heard and seen. The collection of most popular songs of 2009 have come together making a collaboration but more have made a completely new song. GREAT JOB and my hat goes off to DJ Earworm!</p>
<ol>
<li>The Black Eyed Peas &#8211; <strong>BOOM BOOM POW</strong></li>
<li>Lady Gaga &#8211; <strong>POKER FACE</strong></li>
<li>Lady Gaga Featuring Colby O&#8217;Donis &#8211; <strong>JUST DANCE</strong></li>
<li>The Black Eyed Peas &#8211; <strong>I GOTTA FEELING</strong></li>
<li>Taylor Swift &#8211; <strong>LOVE STORY</strong></li>
<li>Flo Rida &#8211; <strong>RIGHT ROUND</strong></li>
<li>Jason Mraz &#8211; <strong>I&#8217;M YOURS</strong></li>
<li>Beyonce &#8211; <strong>SINGLE LADIES</strong> (PUT A RING ON IT)</li>
<li>Kanye West &#8211; <strong>HEARTLESS</strong></li>
<li>The All-American Rejects &#8211; <strong>GIVES YOU HELL</strong></li>
<li>Taylor Swift &#8211; <strong>YOU BELONG WITH ME</strong></li>
<li>T.I. Featuring Justin Timberlake &#8211; <strong>DEAD AND GONE</strong></li>
<li>The Fray &#8211; <strong>YOU FOUND ME</strong></li>
<li>Kings Of Leon &#8211; <strong>USE SOMEBODY</strong></li>
<li>Keri Hilson Featuring Kanye West &amp; Ne-Yo &#8211; <strong>KNOCK YOU DOWN</strong></li>
<li>Jamie Foxx Featuring T-Pain &#8211; <strong>BLAME IT</strong></li>
<li>Pitbull &#8211; <strong>I KNOW YOU WANT ME</strong> (CALLE OCHO)</li>
<li>T.I. Featuring Rihanna &#8211; <strong>LIVE YOUR LIFE</strong></li>
<li>Soulja Boy Tell &#8216;em Featuring Sammie &#8211; <strong>KISS ME THRU THE PHONE</strong></li>
<li>Jay Sean Featuring Lil Wayne &#8211; <strong>DOWN</strong></li>
<li>Miley Cyrus &#8211; <strong>THE CLIMB</strong></li>
<li>Drake &#8211; B<strong>EST I EVER HAD</strong></li>
<li>Kelly Clarkson &#8211; <strong>MY LIFE WOULD SUCK WITHOUT YOU</strong></li>
<li>Beyonce &#8211; <strong>HALO</strong></li>
<li>Katy Perry &#8211; <strong>HOT N COLD </strong></li>
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<h1><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong><strong>Most popular songs</strong></strong></span></h1>
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I hope you enjoyed this little tribute to the top 25 billboard / most popular songs of 2009.</p>
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Every once in a while I will get a &#8216;oldy but a goldy&#8217; stuck in my head. Looks like today is one of those days. Here is a older song that you might hear every now anad again; Li&#8217;l Red Riding Hood by the &#8216;Sam [...]]]></description>
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<p>Every once in a while I will get a &#8216;oldy but a goldy&#8217; stuck in my head. Looks like today is one of those days. Here is a older song that you might hear every now anad again; Li&#8217;l Red Riding Hood by the &#8216;Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs&#8217; from 1966. The video that is shown below was done by a college student and is the not the original video that was distributes with the song.</p>
<p>The song is built around the Grimm Brothers&#8217; &#8220;Little Red Riding Hood&#8221; folk tale, adapted by ending before the grandmother makes her entrance, and explicitly using the ambiguity of modern English between &#8220;wolf&#8221;, the carnivore, and &#8220;wolf&#8221;, a man with concealed sexual intentions. The singer remarks on &#8220;what big eyes&#8221; and &#8220;what full lips&#8221; Red has, and eventually on &#8220;what a big heart&#8221; he himself has. An added element is that he says (presumably aside, to the song&#8217;s audience) that he is disguised in a &#8220;sheep suit&#8221; until he can demonstrate his good intentions, but he seems to be having a hard time suppressing his wolf call in favor of the baa-ing of a sheep. One of its signature lines is &#8220;you&#8217;re ev&#8217;rything that a big bad wolf could want&#8221;.</p>
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&#8220;Li&#8217;l Red Riding Hood,&#8221; by Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs (1966) From their album &#8220;Li&#8217;l Red Riding Hood&#8221; Lyrics written by Ronald Blackwell. Betty Boop footage from &#8220;Dizzy Red Riding Hood&#8221; (1931)</p>
<p>The song whose lyrics are described just above is widely attributed to Ronald Blackwell. There seems to be no controversy (although various titles are occasionally used) that one with a similar title was earlier written and recorded by the Big Bopper, and released as &#8220;Little Red Riding Hood&#8221; (N.b: with &#8220;little&#8221; spelled out) late in 1958 as the B-side of his second hit. The searchable sites with its complete lyrics as text seem to constitute no more than a handful, but a recording, purported to be of his voice and thus presumably as being authoritative as to lyrics, exists online.</p>
<p>Though related in concept to the later Blackwell song, these differ in</p>
<p>1. conflating into one the wolves of Red Riding Hood and The Three Little Pigs (and implying he is on good terms with the pigs)<br />
2. having the singer call himself both the Big Bopper and the Big Bad Wolf<br />
3. encountering Red from outside her locked door, where he knocks seeking entrance<br />
4. being apparently franker, in saying &#8220;you&#8217;re the swingin&#8217;est and that&#8217;s no lie&#8221;, and insisting on being let in promptly lest the rest of the household return first<br />
5. foregoing mentioning any fairy-tale-wolfish characteristics or behavior except a Three-Pigs-wolfish threat to blow the house down (unless one regards cackling laughter as counting).</p>
<p>However, at least one site, which ignores the Bopper-recorded lyrics in listing his work, attributes the Blackwell/Pharoahs lyrics to the Big Bopper.</p>
<p>Lyrics:<br />
Owoooooooo!<br />
Who&#8217;s that I see walkin&#8217; in these woods?<br />
Why, it&#8217;s Little Red Riding Hood.<br />
Hey there Little Red Riding Hood,<br />
You sure are looking good.<br />
You&#8217;re everything a big bad wolf could want.<br />
Listen to me.</p>
<p>Little Red Riding Hood<br />
I don&#8217;t think little big girls should<br />
Go walking in these spooky old woods alone.<br />
Owoooooooo!</p>
<p>From the video editor: This was for a school project we were suppose to make a video using I-movie(yuck) and my laptop (the school gives us) doesn&#8217;t have much music sooooo I did Sam the Sham and the pharoh&#8217;s Little red riding hood with the WB cartoon little red hot riding hood</p>
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